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My life is a black hole of boredom and despair. So basically you've been doing homework. Like I said, black hole.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
Despair
Black
Life
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Homework
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Boredom
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