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Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. You, I said knocking it off his face. Me! He answered cheerfully.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
Knocking
Answered
Jack
Nose
Noses
Cheerfully
Walked
Spoon
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Balancing
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