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Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Kiersten Brazier
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