Quote

Leave it to a boy to make the Faerie Realms look like a dump.

Kiersten White

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
Author
Writer
Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
Dump
Realms
Boys
Leave
Look
Looks
Make
Like
Faerie

More quotes by Kiersten White

Image
I'm fine. It's a lie. I am not fine. My head is a symphony of pain, a sadistic master maestro conducting an opus of excruciating, devastating perfecting.
Kiersten White
Image
He sighed heavily. Girls are mean. At least faeries simply kill you if they don't want you around. He put a hand on the wall, leaning against it and tapping his foot impatiently.
Kiersten White
Image
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.
Kiersten White
Image
Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.
Kiersten White
Image
In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.
Kiersten White
Image
VAMPIRES I see things you can't see WEREWOLVES I find things that hunt you FAERIES I am your protector SHAPESHIFTERS But even I can't protect you now.
Kiersten White
Image
I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.
Kiersten White
Image
I open my eyes to see Ry staring at me, and my desert soul erupts with turquoise water, floods and cascades and waterfalls rushing in around my rocky parts, pushing and reshaping and filling every hidden dark spot.
Kiersten White
Image
If I ever saw him again,he was going to get a proper introduction to Tasey.
Kiersten White
Image
Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.
Kiersten White
Image
I’ll see you in your dreams, okay, stupid?
Kiersten White
Image
Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. You, I said knocking it off his face. Me! He answered cheerfully.
Kiersten White
Image
Planning is not my friend. Impulse is.
Kiersten White
Image
You just can't help topping your own levels of crazy,can you?
Kiersten White
Image
There's a reason cats were near deity in ancient Egypt. Dogs may be loyal, but cats are smart. This one must recognize our bond. You can take the cat ouf of Egypt, but you can't take Egypt out of the cat. Wow, I should have that embroidered on a pillow or something.
Kiersten White
Image
Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me. He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory. You'd probably figure out a way to nearly get killed, anyway.
Kiersten White
Image
Why does everyone keep asking me that? Seriously, did I look like some sort of pyscho assassin? Maybe it was the pink sneakers. Or the heart earrings?
Kiersten White
Image
Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless
Kiersten White
Image
If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.
Kiersten White
Image
Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as long as possible.
Kiersten White