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Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as long as possible.

Kiersten White

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
Author
Writer
Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
Like
Draws
Fast
Kill
Zombies
College
Zombie
Issues
Torment
Least
Boards
Possible
Draw
Long
Acceptance

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