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You just can't help topping your own levels of crazy,can you?

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
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I've got a nine iron that says otherwise.
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What’s the point in hating something if you aren’t proactive?
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Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.
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Be prepared,' that's my motto. He smiled smugly at me. That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?
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Fabulous Jack said, reaching down and plucking a crimson flower. A small scream sounded from it as he severed the stem. He smiled maliciously, then started stomping with abandon through the beds of blossoms, a chorus of tinny, shrill screams punctuating every step.
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My life is a black hole of boredom and despair. So basically you've been doing homework. Like I said, black hole.
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-'I don't see what good it's going to do for you to waltz back in there and--' -'Can I tango back in there, instead? So much sexier than the waltz.
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Told you I was going to mess up your make up, he said, a smug grin on his face.
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Tell you what, he said, noticing my stare. I know you can't get a license, but I might be able to do something better. What? He smiled. How would you like to come to school with me tomorrow and see a real, live locker? I'm pretty sure I squealed.
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