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Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. What'll you have? the bartender asks. We were thinking him, the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor. Okay, jokes weren't my strong point.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
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Kiersten Brazier
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Jack! Where have you been,you miserable little creep? He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face.This is the thanks I get? Give me that bat and I'll show you how grateful I am, coward!
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Told you I was going to mess up your make up, he said, a smug grin on his face.
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Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.
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I’ll see you in your dreams, okay, stupid?
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Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even! I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. A little warning next time would be nice.
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So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too
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It’s really over, isn’t it?” He laughed and pulled me into his lap. “That’s the beauty of it all. Nothing’s over. It’s just a new start.
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I kind of wish they’d shut up,” Jack said. “Dude, true dat,” Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. “For serious.
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Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.
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Evie? Evie! Ouch! Jack yanked his hand out of mine,shaking it and glaring at me. I need these fingers later.
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I scooted over, patting the bed next to me. No such luck. And now you get to watch forty straight hours of Easton Heights with me! He turned on the first disk, shaking his head, then got onto the bed next to me. Small price to pay for getting to hold your hand. I wasn't cold anymore.
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If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.
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Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me. He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory. You'd probably figure out a way to nearly get killed, anyway.
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The only life I want is one with you.
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-'I don't see what good it's going to do for you to waltz back in there and--' -'Can I tango back in there, instead? So much sexier than the waltz.
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Now, now, you aren't afraid of monsters in the dark, are you? I caught a flash of her eyes, winking wickedly at me. No, I said, shivering. After all, I was one of them.
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So who do you want to be?” I smiled, resting my head against his chest. “I’m not sure yet, but I’m looking forward to finding out.
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