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Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. What'll you have? the bartender asks. We were thinking him, the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor. Okay, jokes weren't my strong point.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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