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I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

Kiersten White

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
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Kiersten Brazier
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