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Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
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Kiersten Brazier
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Be prepared,' that's my motto. He smiled smugly at me. That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?
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Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as long as possible.
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I've got a nine iron that says otherwise.
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Normal? What's that? How you really look. Can you take off all your clothes? Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. Why on earth would I do that? You asked me to be naked I thought it was only fair.
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He sighed heavily. Girls are mean. At least faeries simply kill you if they don't want you around. He put a hand on the wall, leaning against it and tapping his foot impatiently.
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High school’s actually kind of boring. It’s a little bit like living in the Center. Everyone thinks they know everything about everyone else, but really there’s a lot more under the surface. (Lend)
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Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. You, I said knocking it off his face. Me! He answered cheerfully.
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Greed and desire Not peace, but fire Coveting creation Created damnation Pulled alongside A gate thrown too wide Now our home calls And darkness fall I rubbed my temples, feeling a headache coming on.A for effort, ladies, but F for clarity. You do realise that your wierd poem things never explain anything.
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I'm fine. It's a lie. I am not fine. My head is a symphony of pain, a sadistic master maestro conducting an opus of excruciating, devastating perfecting.
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Evie? Evie! Ouch! Jack yanked his hand out of mine,shaking it and glaring at me. I need these fingers later.
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Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. What'll you have? the bartender asks. We were thinking him, the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor. Okay, jokes weren't my strong point.
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You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.
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Well, that’s interesting,” I said. “What’s interesting?” Jack called from the other room. “Something is interesting?” Lend shouted. “No! Nothing!
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Eyes like streams of melting snow,” she said, and it was all I could do not to roll my melting snow eyes.
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Then the other door opened. I wen't rigid. If I had thought Reth's was beautiful, it was nothing to this soul. It filled the night with light, dancing and rippling like the reflection on a pond. I hadn't seen many souls, but I knew this one was special. I wanted it. I needed it.
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I kind of wish they’d shut up,” Jack said. “Dude, true dat,” Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. “For serious.
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My life is a black hole of boredom and despair. So basically you've been doing homework. Like I said, black hole.
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- Control what an interesting word for you to be dwelling on - I have other words I scream the F-Word in my head, over and over again.
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No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.
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