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Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
Always
Stupid
Obsessions
Like
Went
Faerie
Stop
Translate
Funny
Swear
Littles
Obsession
Better
Rules
Little
Tried
Bleep
Something
Computer
Faeries

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