Quote

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Kevin Smith

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kevin Smith
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 2
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Editor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Writer
Red Bank
New Jersey
Kevin Patrick Smith
Women
Caring
Work
Treats
World
Million
Lasagna
Concern
Clerks
Fine
Dude
Millions
Cheating
Bring
Cheat
Looking
Ems

More quotes by Kevin Smith

Image
I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.
Kevin Smith
Image
Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.
Kevin Smith
Image
If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life.
Kevin Smith
Image
People have been telling me I'm a failure and that I'm doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody when they tell you how your story goes. You know your story. You write your own story.
Kevin Smith
Image
I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant.
Kevin Smith
Image
It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.
Kevin Smith
Image
I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.
Kevin Smith
Image
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Kevin Smith
Image
I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that's very image-conscious. It's a thin person's world, and we try to navigate within it without being made fun of.
Kevin Smith
Image
In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.
Kevin Smith
Image
In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards
Kevin Smith
Image
I liked hockey, and I still like hockey.
Kevin Smith
Image
For years, my job was to make the movie inexpensively. And I could bring it in. What I can't control are the costs of marketing.
Kevin Smith
Image
I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good
Kevin Smith
Image
It takes nothing to encourage an artist.
Kevin Smith
Image
I wanted to get my movie noticed WITHOUT spending any ad money. So I made a bit of a spectacle. I recorded lots of podcasts. I bickered with hate groups. I criticized critics. I banged pots together. I did everything I could to raise awareness without raising any money to do so.
Kevin Smith
Image
I grew up in a pretty gay world - my brother's gay and he's been married to a man for 20 years, which is like 60 in straight-people years.
Kevin Smith
Image
Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.
Kevin Smith
Image
I really would love to play a hannibal lector or PSYCO type character.
Kevin Smith
Image
I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.
Kevin Smith