Quote

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Kevin Smith

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kevin Smith
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 2
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Editor
Film Producer
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Writer
Red Bank
New Jersey
Kevin Patrick Smith
Today
Even
Clerks
Supposed

More quotes by Kevin Smith

Image
I wanted to get my movie noticed WITHOUT spending any ad money. So I made a bit of a spectacle. I recorded lots of podcasts. I bickered with hate groups. I criticized critics. I banged pots together. I did everything I could to raise awareness without raising any money to do so.
Kevin Smith
Image
People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.
Kevin Smith
Image
If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995.
Kevin Smith
Image
We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.
Kevin Smith
Image
I say what other people won't.
Kevin Smith
Image
And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.
Kevin Smith
Image
Im gonna try to pay for CLERKS III myself. As much as I love the crowd-funding model, thats an advancement in indie film that belongs to the next generation of artists. I started on my own dime, and if Im allowed, I should finish on my own dime.
Kevin Smith
Image
In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards
Kevin Smith
Image
I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant.
Kevin Smith
Image
For years, my job was to make the movie inexpensively. And I could bring it in. What I can't control are the costs of marketing.
Kevin Smith
Image
Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.
Kevin Smith
Image
In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.
Kevin Smith
Image
It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.
Kevin Smith
Image
AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.
Kevin Smith
Image
Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.
Kevin Smith
Image
Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you love to get stoned watching, or the song that saves your life. Discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever.
Kevin Smith
Image
One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.
Kevin Smith
Image
Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.
Kevin Smith
Image
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Kevin Smith
Image
This is not an industry in which you curl up in a ball and shy away from the realities. It's a time to scream to the clouds that we're here and we've got great values and great prices. What better time to do that than the Super Bowl?
Kevin Smith