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I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 70
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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