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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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