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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here.
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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.
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