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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician you have to live a little bit.
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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.
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I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
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I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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