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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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