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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here.
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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.
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I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
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I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
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