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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.
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I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.
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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician you have to live a little bit.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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Bruce was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
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