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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.
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