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Kevin Nealon
Age: 70
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
Actor
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.
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Bruce was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.
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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician you have to live a little bit.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
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I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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