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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
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It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.
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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.
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I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
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I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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