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Kevin Nealon
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: November 18
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
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I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here.
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.
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'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'
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It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.
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I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.
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I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
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I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician you have to live a little bit.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.
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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.
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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.
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I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.
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Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
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Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
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It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
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