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Poison? she (Granuaile)said,I hope it isn't iocane powder.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Hope

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He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.
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Peace be with you, I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, and asskicking be with me.
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Winning ugly is still winning.
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Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
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That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” I’ve run into some of those at the dog park, Oberon said. They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.
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What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
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I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.
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The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted war. She hangs out with Kali and the Valkyries and they have a death goddesses’ night out on the battlefield.
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