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He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Rock
Anguished
Rocks
Microphone
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Power
Cries
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Chords
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Solved
World
Nearly

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