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He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
AZ
Rocks
Microphone
Problems
Microphones
Power
Cries
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Chords
Nothing
Solved
World
Nearly
Cry
Rock
Anguished

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