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There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
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Science Fiction Writer
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Matrix
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