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Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
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Science Fiction Writer
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Atticus
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Assholes
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Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has been open all this time, by the way, and Granuaile hasn't said a thing. Thanks, buddy, I said silently as I tried to surreptitiously zip up my jeans. See? I got your back AND your front. I deserve a treat.
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