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What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
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Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
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Am I not a fearsome enemy? You frighten me primally.
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On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan
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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.
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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
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Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.
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Peace be with you, I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, and asskicking be with me.
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Flidais clapped her hands in delight. Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine! That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I refrained from telling her that the modern expression would be he had a cow, because I liked the original better. Yes, the kine he nearly shat would have fed several clans.
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Poison? she (Granuaile)said,I hope it isn't iocane powder.
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She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force, Oberon said. He was still behind the counter, but he had a good lok at her as she exited. Let go of your anger, Malina! There's still good in you! The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully!
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When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
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The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not. ~Oberon
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Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.
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There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.
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Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.
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You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
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He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.
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Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.
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Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
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When in doubt, blame the dark elves.
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