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Am I not a fearsome enemy? You frighten me primally.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
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Science Fiction Writer
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The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted war. She hangs out with Kali and the Valkyries and they have a death goddesses’ night out on the battlefield.
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I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship.
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... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost completely missed the fact that we were traveling on Bifrost, the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
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You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
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Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.
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Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the other guy, or, if they did use facts, they only selected ones that reinforced their prejudices and advanced their ideas.” Oberon replies “don’t they still do that?
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People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.
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Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’ Jesus said quietly, his eyes growing round. ‘This is one of those situations where I have to stop and ask myself, what would I do?
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If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.
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When in doubt, blame the dark elves.
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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
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Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.
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He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.
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What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
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The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not. ~Oberon
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There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.
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Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.
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Poison? she (Granuaile)said,I hope it isn't iocane powder.
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On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan
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Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
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