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I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.

Kevin Hearne

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
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Science Fiction Writer
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...Having no recourse, I feel back on Shakespeare. Leif would recognize it and understand the context properly. With my remaining few seconds of consciousness, I quoted Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing, who spoke these words to his former friend: you are a Villain: I jest not. and then I collapsed into a pool of my own blood.
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Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
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But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards.
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I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.
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