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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

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Kevin Hearne
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 9
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Goddess
Conventions
Unexpected
Thinks
Petting
Honor
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Position
Defiance
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Convention
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Slaughter

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