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The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

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Kenneth Tynan
Age: 53 †
Born: 1927
Born: April 2
Died: 1980
Died: July 26
Actor
Critic
Diarist
Playwright
Screenwriter
Theatre Critic
Writer
Birmingham
West Midlands
Kenneth Peacock Tynan
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