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I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit?

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Ken Jennings
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: May 23
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