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Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
Kelly Ripa
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Kelly Ripa
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: October 2
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Stratford
New Jersey
Kelly Marie Ripa
Kelly Maria Ripa
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