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First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day. Ever.
Kelley Armstrong
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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
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city of Sudbury
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