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Dearly departed, scarcely lamented, deeply demented.

Kelley Armstrong

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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
Novelist
Writer
city of Sudbury
Sarah
Lamented
Demented
Dearly
Departed
Scarcely
Deeply

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There was no closing my eyes and sliding back into that blissful dream of normal. This was my normal now.
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I moved up beside Jamie.I have to go. She frowned at me. Where? I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. My bladder.It- Ah. She gave a small laugh. We interrupt this life-or-death situation for a pregnancy pee break. Don't see that in the movies, do you?
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Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas
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The secretary moved in to block Simon as I followed Thierry into the office. As the door closed, I heard her whisper, I think it's very sweet, you sticking up for your brother like that. I'm not trying to be sweet, Simon said, raising his voice so Thierry could hear. I'm trying to be fair. But apparently no one's interested in that.
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He said cool like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation.
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Uh-uh. We've played this game before. I hide. You never seek. I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but I'm beginning to sense a pattern.
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I was...a journalist...though my typical beat was freelancing articles on Canadian politics, which never included any mention of demonic phenomena, though it might explain the rise of the neoconservatives.
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I didn't need to be rescued. Sorry, but my sword outranks your… she glanced at my hand, sock puppet.
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What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.
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As I recall, I was still dressed when I fell asleep. Just making sure you were comfortable. And making yourself equally comfortable, I see.
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It wasn't until I was in my teens that I started admiring writers as inspirations for my own work, and my earliest influences there were Stephen King, Marion Zimmer Bradley and Richard Adams.
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Lavina led me to an abandoned warehouse. I think that at some point someone decreed that all clandestine meetings must be held in one. Woe to the criminal overlord who lives in a city thriving with commerce, with no empty warehouses to be found. He probably needs to build one, just to have a place to arrange late-night meetings. (Bewitched)
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What am I? Let's just say I won't fetch a stick for you. I won't beg for treats. And, no matter how nicely you ask, I will not roll over and play dead.
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And the lesson is that I should always wear these, so no one asks me to do anything crazy like climb onto a roof. ~Jaime Vegas on why she wears three inch heels on a mission
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He lifted his brows. If I really thought it was the absolute best thing for our kids, you'd have had a battle on your hands. That was just a debate. With chair-throwing. Heated debate. Fights involve chair-breaking. Chair-throwing is just getting your attention.
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And he says I have lousy timing
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He was tall and scrawny with a face that could be mistaken with Keith Richards on a bad day.
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Reviews are great. I can read negative reviews and say, You know that point they made... they were dead on.
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Bigger room, darling. Like I said, we need a bigger room.
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Isn't it possible that I'm not feigning interest? That I really do want to know more about you? You've never been interested in me before. You've never been interesting before. -Cassandra and Paige
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