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Dearly departed, scarcely lamented, deeply demented.

Kelley Armstrong

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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
Novelist
Writer
city of Sudbury
Sarah
Lamented
Demented
Dearly
Departed
Scarcely
Deeply

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Einstein theorized that time travel was possible, but he was looking at it as unidirectional, going forward. Traveling into the past is much more problematic, as countless stories have demonstrated!
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Are you the welcoming committee? Or has Jeremy finally chained you up to the front gate where you belong? I missed you too.
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