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Did you use a chainsaw? Joey said. I seem to recall you like chainsawa. There wasn't a power outlet. Clay turned to me. That's what I want for Father's Day, darling. A gas powered chainsaw.

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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
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city of Sudbury
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