Quote

What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

Kelley Armstrong

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kelley Armstrong
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
Novelist
Writer
city of Sudbury
Sarah
Substitutes
Artificial
Vampire
Drink
Blood
Probably
Plasma
Next
Vampires
Substitute

More quotes by Kelley Armstrong

Image
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates. Jeremy rolled his eyes. Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please? The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. We are as the Goddess requires. The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?
Kelley Armstrong
Image
He stood and inhaled, then walked a few more feet, stooped, and prodded a chunk of rabbit fur. “I’m definitely thinking something with more body parts,” I said. “Like a head.” He gave a snort of a laugh. “It’s probably around here somewhere, but I suppose you want the parts attached, too.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
It reminded me of what Dad said after every snail’s crawl home from Albany when snow hit.“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Here I had a wonderful man who cared for me and I was screwing around with a self-absorbed, conniving monster who'd betrayed me in the worst possible way.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
I envied it not the idea of having so much money that you could throw it away, but the thought of growing up in a world where someone cared so much about your happiness and so little about what you accomplished in life.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
And he says I have lousy timing
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Using supernatural beings to build the perfect weapon? Intriguing idea. Not really, I said. They did it on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A sub-par season. I slept through half the episodes.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
He balled up my discarded sweatshirt and put it against his shoulder. “Go on,” he said. “I don’t bite.” “And from what I hear, that’s a good thing.” He gave a rumbling chuckle. “Yeah, it is.” I leaned against his shoulder.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Maturity is highly overrated.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
I didn't need to be rescued. Sorry, but my sword outranks your… she glanced at my hand, sock puppet.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day. Ever.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
To distract myself from thoughts of my father, i decided to check out the dead body.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
The part about me being an 'okay sorcerer'? 'Not great'? No I believe I missed that. -Lucas Cortez (Dime Store Magic)
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look... Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. Leave your cloths on, Tori, Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. Please.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
You guys are weird, Tori said. Simon sat on the crate beside me. That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.
Kelley Armstrong
Image
And the bad guys love to pick on the defenseless necromancer. This time, though, I swear I won’t get kidnapped or possessed. ~Jaime Vegas
Kelley Armstrong
Image
Derek lunged. He hit me in the shoulder and knocked me to the floor, landing on top of me. His body jerked, like he'd been hit with the spell, and I let out a yelp, struggling to get up, but he held me down, whispering I'm okay, it's okay until the words penetrated.
Kelley Armstrong