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What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.

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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
Novelist
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city of Sudbury
Sarah
Blood
Probably
Plasma
Next
Vampires
Substitute
Substitutes
Artificial
Vampire
Drink

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