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Simon: Anyone ever tell you your sense of timing really sucks? Derek: That's why I don't play the drums. Now what's up?

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Kelley Armstrong
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 14
Novelist
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city of Sudbury
Sarah
Ever
Derek
Play
Sucks
Really
Drums
Simon
Timing
Anyone
Sense
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I'm behind you. I spun to see Derek. I can't win, he said. You're as skittish as a kitten.
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Dearly departed, scarcely lamented, deeply demented.
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One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas
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I opted for the rear door, both as a courtesy and so she couldn't freak out about me showing up on her front doorstep for all of East Falls to see. Being the village pariah does make social calls most trying. -Paige
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...in some ways I relied on that- someone to keep me thinking, keep me striving to do better, keep me from burying my head and praying it all worked out.
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Derek picked the spot? Had he been hoping I'd be blinded by the morning sun and stumble off the edge?
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Believe me, I have better things to do than sabotage your friendships. No one else's world revolves around you, Cassandra. -Paige to Cassandra
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Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.
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undying grattitude? Simon looked at me. Cool. Dosethat come with eternal servitude? if so, i like my eggs sunnyside up. i smiled, i'll remember that.
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