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Keith Waterhouse
Age: 80 †
Born: 1929
Born: February 6
Died: 2009
Died: September 4
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Keith Spencer Waterhouse
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The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.
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Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.
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The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.
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I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.
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Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.
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