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I want people to say, Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television.

Keegan-Michael Key

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Keegan-Michael Key
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: March 22
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Michigan
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[The rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio on set was raped by a bear] was as silly as Lady Gaga bumping him or moving his arm out of the way [at the Golden Globes]. People straight be bored.
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I'm very concerned with what's going on the news, but I would not call myself a political animal, per se. I pay more attention during election years, or if I see some topic or issue that I care about. But I would never call myself a political animal or political junkie.
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Do what you love in your community.
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I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish.
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