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Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

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Kathy Lette
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: November 11
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Sydney
NSW
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Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
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I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
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Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
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If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
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Home is where the heartache is.
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In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
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dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
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If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
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My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
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The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
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The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
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If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
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I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
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All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
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Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
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Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
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It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
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. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
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