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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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