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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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