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My act is based on my life.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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