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My act is based on my life.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
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