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My act is based on my life.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
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I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.
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I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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I have a no-apology policy.
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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