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My act is based on my life.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Chicago
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer that is not my style.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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That's life when you're on the D-list.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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