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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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