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That's life when you're on the D-list.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
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My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I am in love with Larry David.
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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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I love to work. I love doing standup.
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Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, they are living things that deserve your best effort if you are going to be a landlord to them. There is no magic spell that will protect those bluebirds--they have to depend on you or they are doomed.
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
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I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
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Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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