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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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Chicago
Illinois
Kathleen Mary Griffin
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