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Kathy Griffin

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Kathy Griffin
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 4
Actor
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Kathleen Mary Griffin
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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
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Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
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I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
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Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.
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When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
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I'm always listening and watching my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
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I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
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I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.
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When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!
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I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
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No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?
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My act is based on my life.
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Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.
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